


Apparently there was a huge throwdown battle royal at a Chuck E. Cheese in Memphis. Here’s a bit from the article.
“My sister and little brother were taking pictures,” Juaneka Key told WREG-TV. “The girl said, ‘Dang, how long y’all gonna be?’” Key, 18, had come to the restaurant to celebrate her 2-year-old daughter’s birthday.
Key’s stepfather, Terrence Dickerson, responded by punching the girl in the face, sparking a melee that sent other parents and their children scrambling to get out of the way of the escalating fight, police said.”
I stopped reading after this part because there is no way it could possibly get any better than that. I don’t really see how Juaneka’s stepdad had any other choice in the matter.