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Apparently Alphie from Nickelodeon’s My Brother and Me is a rapper, and a badass one at that. Also, it seems that he has a problem with girls going gay on him. This is an honest to goodness blog from his myspace page. “No dis to Da Bi- sexual bitches, But Am I the only nigga that hates hearin a BAD bitch say I’m gay or I have a GIRLfriend. Don’t get it misconstrued, I have engaged in a 3some or two. I guess I just needed to kill my curiosity. Hype is a mothafucka. Don’t beleive it! Cuz by us (niggas) participating in that, its like being OK wit that gay shit. So in retrospect we cant be mad when a bitch say my GIRL would’nt like dat.U can probably blame niggas like me for females turning to females (Cuz I go hard)but there is no excuse. Especially if the girl u choose wants so desperately to be jus like ME. U get it! WE R LOSIN Dimes and Dubs to lesbianism. AND we don’t help the situation by promoting it. If we VITO that bill, like NO that aint Da Bizness… It would be alot less trendy. Ya dig! Real Pimps can have more than 1 bitch without them bitches kissin and lickin each other. Ya smell me. -If u r offeneded… So FUCKIN WHAT” My favorite part is where he asks if I can smell him. I smell ya Alfie. I smell ya.

Apparently Alphie from Nickelodeon’s My Brother and Me is a rapper, and a badass one at that. Also, it seems that he has a problem with girls going gay on him. This is an honest to goodness blog from his myspace page.

“No dis to Da Bi- sexual bitches, But Am I the only nigga that hates hearin a BAD bitch say I’m gay or I have a GIRLfriend. Don’t get it misconstrued, I have engaged in a 3some or two. I guess I just needed to kill my curiosity. Hype is a mothafucka. Don’t beleive it! Cuz by us (niggas) participating in that, its like being OK wit that gay shit. So in retrospect we cant be mad when a bitch say my GIRL would’nt like dat.U can probably blame niggas like me for females turning to females (Cuz I go hard)but there is no excuse. Especially if the girl u choose wants so desperately to be jus like ME. U get it! WE R LOSIN Dimes and Dubs to lesbianism. AND we don’t help the situation by promoting it. If we VITO that bill, like NO that aint Da Bizness… It would be alot less trendy. Ya dig! Real Pimps can have more than 1 bitch without them bitches kissin and lickin each other. Ya smell me.
-If u r offeneded…
So FUCKIN WHAT”

My favorite part is where he asks if I can smell him.

I smell ya Alfie. I smell ya.

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