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A church down the street from where I live had this on a sign out in front of their building.
A couple things confuse me about this. First, I was confused because I was positive that Mariano Rivera just set the record for most career saves. I was at the game where they bestowed all these wonderful gifts upon him for his achievement. So who is this Jesus guy? I looked it up and thought maybe they meant Jesus Colome of the Florida Marlins. But he has 6 career saves. Only six! How could they have thought he had the most and be confident enough to put it out there in front of their church? Then it hit me. It’s a church idiot, they are probably talking about Jesus Christ. So I did more research. Jesus Christ was born around the year 0, give or take and the save wasn’t even invented as a stat until 1960. And get this, Christ never even played the game (as far as we know). Even if he did, there is no way he would be a closer. That guy has ace written all over him. Bogus. Bogus and irresponsible.
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