October 2011
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September 2011
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“Congratulations Mariano Rivera but Jesus is the all time saves leader.”
– A church down the street from where I live had this on a sign out in front of their building.
A couple things confuse me about this. First, I was confused because I was positive that Mariano Rivera just set the record for most career saves. I was at the game where they bestowed all these wonderful...
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August 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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January 2011
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December 2010
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July 2010
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June 2010
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April 2010
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March 2010
4 posts
Asking For It...
So I don’t keep up with gossip much but I hear that Rhianna is dating Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp. I’m not sure why she chose to date someone with a career batting average of .300. You’d think she would go out with someone who didn’t hit as much.
I hear Rod Barajas is available…
Never a Safe Assumption...
Today at work, I got a call from a company called Buckner Steel Erections. I learned the valuable lesson that you should always let the customer tell you about his business before assuming that he makes robot boners for a living.
Finally!
Today marked a triumphant first. For the first time in it’s existance, my ipod which contains 10,000+ songs, played three songs consecutively by the same artist while on shuffle.
The songs were:
Bob Dylan: “Honest With Me” from Love and Theft
Bob Dylan: “Nobody ‘Cept You” from Bootleg Series Vol. 2
Bob Dylan: “It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train...
OMG Blessed Art Thou ;)
My favorite discovery of the day is that there is a spoiler alert on Jesus Christ’s IMDB page.
Some 200 plus movies were ruined for me all at once. Truly this is the work of Satan. Cyber Bullying? Come on Satan.
February 2010
8 posts
Note to Future Son...
Dear Future Son,
Do not put your iPod (or futuristic music playing device) on shuffle while being intimate with a woman.
The sooner Weird Al Yankovic is inadvertantly incorporated in your romantic relationship, the sooner that relationship is over.
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January 2010
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Fooled Again...
I went to see The Blind Side and was surprised and disappointed. I thought the movie was going to be about the left half of Stuart Scott.
December 2009
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There is nothing quite as defeating as getting to work and realizing your underwear is on backwards.
Why did they even hire you?
Tupac Revised for 2009
Take the evil out the people they’ll be acting right, ‘cause mo’ black and white is smokin’ crack tonight. And only time we chill is when we kill each other. It takes skill to be real time to heal each other.
And although it seems heaven sent, We ain’t ready to see I think it’s neat, we have a black President. It ain’t a secret don’t conceal the...
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Inadvertent Bigotry
Be aware of how much “black ice” sounds like “black guys” when you are talking about how much you hate it and how it makes the streets unsafe.
The wikipedia page most likely to make your brain... →
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I wish the Little Caesars Pizza Bowl was a food and not a football game. That way, everybody wins.
November 2009
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It looks like prices weren't the only thing... →
Horse Apples!
Once again PopEater.com(not to mistaken with PoopEater.com) and I disagree on the year’s biggest Turkey. This year, PopEater crowned Kanye West. How can they justify that? It makes no sense at all.
With that being said, I give you the winner of the 5th Annual Eric Mesler Biggest Turkey of the Year Award.
5 years running!
302,535 square miles. Unstoppable.