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Low budget bloggings for the everyday man.


And with the 23rd selection in the 2013 NFL Draft, the Indianapolis Colts pick…boogers out of their noses.
Lucas Oil Stadium. More like Mucas Oil Stadium.
3rd and 11. You gotta go deep.
Talk about a nose tackle!

And with the 23rd selection in the 2013 NFL Draft, the Indianapolis Colts pick…boogers out of their noses.

Lucas Oil Stadium. More like Mucas Oil Stadium.

3rd and 11. You gotta go deep.

Talk about a nose tackle!

Congrats on the first win, Tannehill!

Congrats on the first win, Tannehill!

Good one, Kat.

Good one, Kat.

I love sports!
DWI means Dunking With Intensity, right?

I love sports!

DWI means Dunking With Intensity, right?

I’m pretty excited about this.
If you want the full Patrick Ewing effect, take the can out of the fridge and let it sit on the counter until the condensation is at full force. It will add the alarming amount of patented Ewing sweat. Of coarse this will make it a lot harder to not barf while you’re drinking it.

I’m pretty excited about this.

If you want the full Patrick Ewing effect, take the can out of the fridge and let it sit on the counter until the condensation is at full force. It will add the alarming amount of patented Ewing sweat. Of coarse this will make it a lot harder to not barf while you’re drinking it.

USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA!

I doubt very much that he remembers that punch…or the fight…or much of anything else.

I doubt very much that he remembers that punch…or the fight…or much of anything else.

The media is really exaggerating this story about Bobby Valentine not getting along with his players.
Looks like they’re doing just fine to me.

The media is really exaggerating this story about Bobby Valentine not getting along with his players.

Looks like they’re doing just fine to me.

Dear Westchester Toyota

If you take 2 and a half hours to change the oil in my car, I’ll still fill out your survey and give you good marks if you are a nice guy, but if you constantly call and e-mail me to take another survey, I will try and waste a little bit of your time too.

"Two and a half hours for an oil change. Not an exaggeration. Got in at 10:00am left at 12:45pm. Nobody gave me an update about what was going on, or why it was taking so long. I can only assume Daniel Plainview was back there digging for the oil himself. Given the lack of modern equipment available to Daniel Plainview, I can understand why it would take so long, and even go as far as commending Daniel Plainview for the rapid fashion in which he dug for, and obtained the oil which was then put into my car, a machine that must baffle Daniel Plainview to no end. But since nobody let me know what was going on with my car, I can only speculate as to whether Daniel Plainview was a part of this process or not. If in fact Daniel Plainview is a member of the Westchester Toyota team, I am wondering whether employing Daniel Plainview to dig for your oil is an effective business practice. I certainly do not want to tell you how to do your job, nor do I claim to be an expert in the automotive field, but hiring a turn of the century oil tycoon to harvest Texas Tea for you seems a bit short sighted. Something to think about."

Freezing myself so I don’t have to wait for the new season of South Park to start.

Freezing myself so I don’t have to wait for the new season of South Park to start.

Finally a reason to be a Knicks fan again.
Lin Diesel.

Finally a reason to be a Knicks fan again.

Lin Diesel.

Foo-gos.com
Delicious.

Foo-gos.com

Delicious.

Occupy Walmart?

Occupy Walmart?

Congratulations Mariano Rivera but Jesus is the all time saves leader.

A church down the street from where I live had this on a sign out in front of their building.

A couple things confuse me about this. First, I was confused because I was positive that Mariano Rivera just set the record for most career saves. I was at the game where they bestowed all these wonderful gifts upon him for his achievement. So who is this Jesus guy? I looked it up and thought maybe they meant Jesus Colome of the Florida Marlins. But he has 6 career saves. Only six! How could they have thought he had the most and be confident enough to put it out there in front of their church? Then it hit me. It’s a church idiot, they are probably talking about Jesus Christ. So I did more research. Jesus Christ was born around the year 0, give or take and the save wasn’t even invented as a stat until 1960. And get this, Christ never even played the game (as far as we know). Even if he did, there is no way he would be a closer. That guy has ace written all over him. Bogus. Bogus and irresponsible.

Those of you who are paying attention to the Miami Dolphins’ secondary this season are already well aware of this…

Those of you who are paying attention to the Miami Dolphins’ secondary this season are already well aware of this…