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Delicious.
Occupy Walmart?
A church down the street from where I live had this on a sign out in front of their building.
A couple things confuse me about this. First, I was confused because I was positive that Mariano Rivera just set the record for most career saves. I was at the game where they bestowed all these wonderful gifts upon him for his achievement. So who is this Jesus guy? I looked it up and thought maybe they meant Jesus Colome of the Florida Marlins. But he has 6 career saves. Only six! How could they have thought he had the most and be confident enough to put it out there in front of their church? Then it hit me. It’s a church idiot, they are probably talking about Jesus Christ. So I did more research. Jesus Christ was born around the year 0, give or take and the save wasn’t even invented as a stat until 1960. And get this, Christ never even played the game (as far as we know). Even if he did, there is no way he would be a closer. That guy has ace written all over him. Bogus. Bogus and irresponsible.
Those of you who are paying attention to the Miami Dolphins’ secondary this season are already well aware of this…
I don’t like John Lackey, but I’ll give the guy credit for having the balls to purposefully bean Francisco Cervelli in front of this guy with Christmas right around the corner.
Larry Johnson just signed with the Miami Dolphins.
Initially excited.
Eventually disappointed.
Best Show.
ME: Hey Eli, be careful this preseason. Remember that hit you took last year against the Jets?
ELI MANNING: …No.
WELCOME BACK FOOTBALL!
You’re not big sports guys?
16 and Pregnant: Origins
Priorities.
Reason# 22 why Canada is cooler than Americans like to give it credit for:
When a Canucks fan hears that there’s a problem with Vancouver’s checking, he goes straight to the source.
A few months ago this probably wouldn’t have bothered Ralph all that much.
This is Cameahwait. He was Sacagawea’s brother and had a hand in the Lewis and Clark expedition. By all accounts he led a very important life but schools don’t teach about him at all. Why not you ask? Well here is the last couple sentences of his Wikipedia page:
“Cameahwait was killed during a battle with the Blackfeet at Bloody Dick Creek in Montana, at an uncertain date. It is believed that he was buried on a butte between the towns of Lemhi and Tendoy, Idaho.”
Never die at a place called Bloody Dick Creek, and don’t get buried on a butte. School kids can’t handle that shit.
